Dwarf on Back
The Cow is a mysterious and powerful creature. The only thing known about it is that its mystery is exceeded only by its power. It is the sacred duty of the DM to provide the opportunity for the players to encounter such a cow, and it is the sacred duty of the players to attempt to capture the cow and study it in order to unlock its great mystery and power. It is The Way.
The only known record of a Cow which came under possession of a player was Chelsie the Magic Cow. Her sad tale serves as a warning to all adventurers – The Cow, while mysterious and powerful, is a fragile creature, unable to fend off even the lowliest of hungry NPCs. Guard your Cow well, wise adventurers.